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Call Me Kismet

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Kismet’s destined to fall in love …

but that’s not the future she had in mind.

With all signs pointing to the one person who isn’t interested, fate is going to need a helping hand—

if she’s to trust it at all …

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Call Me Kismet

Fiona Johnson has embraced spirituality, taken on the name Kismet and considers her love life to be a past life. Between juggling Mandarin classes at night and a bitch of a boss during the day, she’s busy making plans to escape her mundane job and return to her beloved China—certain that’s where her future lies.


Or she was … until her Energetic and Spiritual Healer throws everything into disarray when she sees a soul mate in Kismet’s aura, launching Kismet on a mission to fulfil her romantic destiny.


All signs point to her mystery love being the local greengrocer she’s dubbed ‘the Singing Fruitologist’. But where she’s into self-help, he’s into sport. And there’s one critical thing he should be into but isn’t. Kismet.


It’s going to take a lot more than her usual affirmations and Lovers Oracle cards to force the hand of fate and deal with the havoc that Situation Singing Fruitologist causes in Kismet’s life—it’s going to take an entire Spiritual Support Pit Crew…


And even then, is it really written in the stars or can she create her own destiny?

Call Me Kismet is a delightful and hilarious romantic comedy about faith, friendship and finding yourself.

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"Creativity is the quality that you bring to the activity you are doing. It is an attitude, an inner approach - how you look at things."


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PJ Mayhem is a Sydney based writer and dachshund wrangler, who swore she’d never write a romance—yet here we are!


In her time as a copywriter for a natural therapies college, she didn’t once hear anyone utter the words ‘Oh my Buddha’, but there was much talk of signs.

Her favourite thing to do is laugh out loud, and that’s what she hopes her writing will make people do. 


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